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The Complete Guide to Rockstar Puppy Stardom

Have you ever been casually walking down the street when a Rockin' dog - strolls by ? Have you noticed the reaction they get ? Every dog within 100 yards is glued on them, possibly even you are as well. And you've probably thought to yourself, "What does this dog have that I don't ?".. Well,the only difference is that you probably don't have A Rockstar Puppy Attitude.

I can already hear you barking to yourself, "It's the look, not the attitude." But the true fact is that attitude comes before all else. Without that ,"it's cool" style persona and the confident walk, it wouldn't matter if that pooch was wearing a Pink Tutu, covered in bows.

Rule 1 Attidude

It's all in the mind. Rockstar puppies are confident, sassy and above all else, not bothered by anything around them. You've got to get in that frame of mind or anything else on this list won't work. Nobody likes a wanna be rocker walking around in all the garb, but without any personality sass.
How do you get a Rockstar Attitude?
Think back to a time when you've been somewhere that you really didn't want to be. At the dog groomers, or stuck in the house all day,while waiting for your sidekick to get home. You know that feeling of not caring? Bring that to life Think of yourself as always in that spot. Now don't be to bad, you don't want be sent to the "dog house" - the greatest rockstar puppies are actually really cool and personable - but it should create that air of "It's cool."

Rule 2 Style

Clothes. Wear them..Dark colors,anything leather (real or fake) is ideal, worn denim, anything with skulls, and doogles are just a few things that will bring out your inner rockstar.Not sure if your clothes will make you look like a rockin' dog ?
Here is a handy little guide to help.
Stay away from pleats! Throw them away (or save them for your next time you are stuck having to visit your stuffy Aunt Matilda, because nothing looks as uncool as a rockstar puppy sporting a pair of Dockers).
Baggy or fitted ?
If you like baggy you might want to join a hip hop band or start break dancing in the street, because you will not fit in to the rockstar culture. Tommy Lee never wears loose pants or shirts, but Eminem does. Guess who's the rocker and who's the rapper?
EXACTLY !! BOL!.
Do your clothes say "Ambercrombie" or some other trendy preppy label? You'll never look like a rockstar puppy, but you will look like a wannabe. Really..Go get your $250 back and invest in buying some cool one of a kind outfits from BBka or jewelry from Rockstar puppy.
Awesome, now you've got some really cool outfits to go along with your rocker attitude. Now let's work on your 'do...

Rule 3 Hair

We've all seen those dogs who spend hours at the groomers trying to give their hair that messy,rockdog look. Guess what, they'll never have it. Rockin' dog hair isn't created at the groomers it's the result of sleeping on some random couch after a long night of howling at the moon. It's the kind of hair that the wannabe's model their hairstyle's after. Don't model your hair after anything, get the real deal.I'm going to fill you in on one of the biggest hair secrets of being a rockstar: Don't bother with your hair. Let it do it's thing.
Here's a simple guide to getting the perfect rockstar look.
Go to bed, preferably without washing. Better yet, don't go to bed, instead pass out in the hallway or in the back of a random pick up truck. Wake up. Don't wash Scratch you head to give your hair a little extra fluff. That's it. Seriously.
See, Rocker dogs don't spend hours in front of a mirror. They simply don't care about that kind of thing. And that's part of the allure.
And finally...

Rule 4 Relax

In a hurry?
Then you're not a rocker.
Slow down, relax, smell the flowers, do whatever, just don't look like you're trying to get somewhere fast. That's why rockstar puppies have sidekicks, to haul them around and remind them where to go; because on their own accord, these guys wouldn't get anywhere.
So there you have it, everything you'll ever need to know about looking like a rockstar.
Now go let the world know how much you rock! BOL!!

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Posted by Shirley Girl
June, 10 2014 Categories:
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